Tactical Operation: Stealth Potato – Episode 2

Remember 'bout me saying that I'm in a secret project? So, the full plan is revealed ahead!

I believe that most bloggers would die for to be in Old Trafford.
To be in the Theatre of Dreams, the home of Man U FC.
But to enter, first, we need TICKETS.

And Mister Potato HAVE them.
Who else shall be the victim of our dying acts if not Mister Potato.

We’ll sincerely apologize, but the act had to be carried out.
THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS
AND I HAVE A GAMEPLAN FOR US!!

Our group F of Project Trafford have finally come out with the gameplans to conquer all. For a
prologue, head on to our leader, Shaolin Tiger.

48 HOURS: 5 PLANS, 1 GOAL à THE TICKETS!!!

This is just a continuation from episode 1, Queer Ranter.

A Brief Introduction:
Mister Potato is offering 30 tickets to a live match at Old Trafford inclusive of Stadium and Museum Tour worth RM15, 000 each. They are offered to the top 30 Football Points Collectors of the competition. Points are collected according to Mister Potato’s seals and packs. Here’s how the points system works.

So, the top 30 points collectors shall win a trip to watch a live match in Old Trafford!

Old Trafford Stadium a.k.a. Theatre of Dreams

Mission Objectives:
To retrieve as many canister seals and empty pouches as possible from Mister Potato’s factory. Hitting right at the source would guarantee us of the points and assurance that no other competitor could get their hands on them (the seals and pouches).

Situational Obstacles:
Location and actual time:
Top secret, to be told later, to protect the interests and safety of movement members. It shall be known as a night mission.

Blueplan :
Obtained from an insider, drawn on the insides of a 85g Mister Potato chips pouch.

Security :
Guards bribed, Malaysian Style, with Mister Potato chips. Everyone loves d’ chips, don’t we?
Alarm defused by short-circuiting the circuit board with wet Mister Potato chips. Salt water conducts electricity, don’t they? Just don’t ask about the source of the wetness. You wouldn’t want to know.

Logistics :
6 camouflaged trucks with empty cargo, ready to be loaded with seals and pouches. The trucks will be assimilating among other vehicles, waiting to be mobilised on signal.

Manpower :
In need of as many muscles as possible to load designated items into the lorries. The loot will be distributed accordingly among movement members. In recruitment phase. Needing more bloggers. All you need to do is move in and plunder at the 1^st signal, and prepare to evacuate when the 2nd signal is flagged.

Below are the designated items of Mister Potato canisters and packs, where the seals and pouches are usually obtained, from the limited edition canisters and packs. The seals and pouches are indeed different from the normal Mister Potato packaging. We will submit the seals and empty pouches back to Mister Potato in mass bundles to win the 30 tickets offered.

If tIf that does not interest you, perhaps you should try collecting those on your own and pray that you might win it in your next life. Who knows? Everyone has a chance anyway. All you need to do is just:

Collect as many seals and pouches as possible.

1. Separate the seals and pouches and staple them in a bundle of tens.
2. Put them in with a clear photocopy of your IC and your contact details on each envelope that you use.
3. Label the envelopes with the name and address of contest organizer. Details at Mister Potato.
4. Mail them by post or hand deliver them before 30^th each month, and repeat everything every month and send in as many as possible, though I doubt that it can be many. I wish you luck.

Or perhaps you can get involved in other (Project Trafford) groups’ feeble attempts to get those 30 tickets? They may not win, but at least you get to be in the delusional state of on the verge of winning. Fat hopes. We in Group F have great ambitions. We might even squeeze out 50 tickets (extra 20) from Mister Potato. Great plans come from great minds, and this is just one of them.

Join our secret movement, and we will assure you of your safety and privacy. Satisfaction guaranteed.

So, have you made up your mind?

Meanwhile, Precious Pea would be coming up with a plan to feast our way with Mister Potato. Care to join?

TACTICAL OPERATION: STEALTH POTATO
Prologue - Shaolin Tiger
Episode 1 - Queer Ranter
Episode 2 – YM (Me myself, and you’re reading this post)
Episode 3 - Precious Pea
Episode 4 - Roeseann
Episode 5 - Porcinus May

Do drop by on their blogs and consider our plans. We've 5 plans to keep you interested. So, what say you? *WINK*