*Notice: Do not read this if you plan to watch it and suffer in agony.
If you are a fanatic of Transformers' action packed films, this is the one for you. All action, lousy storyline, lousy scripts and dialogues. Basically, this is about 2 rich boy directors playing with their toys, and we're all watching it dumbfounded.
In layman's term, it's akin to having penetration-only sex for 2 and a half hours. No flirting, no foreplay, no nice dinner, no moans or groans. Just pure sex. That's how Transformers 3 is.
Boring.
First and foremost, this is a pure American pride brought to the silver screen. The first half an hour (or so it seems) focused on the US' pride of the conquering moon. The flashback between historic reel and realtime acting seems too overpowering, with the sole reason to imply that the US was a great nation. Now I say that's a loser for you, to relive on past history. All the melodramatic act prolonged way further than any introduction scene would have been brought.
And then you have a Victorian model for some sex appeal which wasn't really appealing. Storyline for Megan Fox? She ditched him, just like that. Shia LaBeouf's overacting killed it as he leads the cast to doom. A lot of side casts are thrown in for nothing, all because the scriptwriter can't think of anything.
All the non-stop action and nonsensical linear plot goes on with too many plotholes, as the US army brought in to save the day, as usual, only on the silver screen. But what beats the climax was, the fight of the little Decpticons and Autobots took too long and had many twist and turns in effort to prolong it to 2 and a half hours long movie.
And in the end, the ending was rather too simplistic and illogical. Megatron suddenly act out of the blue to help Optimus defeat another enemy (Sentinel Prime) from a few seconds worth of goading by the miss little Rosie. Optimus then defeat Megatron and Sentinel. All in a minute's worth of action time. wow. Disbelieving eh? Such abrupt end of all sorts.
I cant stop myself from yawning too often. Steven Spielberg's "lovely" massive destruction is too much to bear, even for me. Time for him to tune it down. Even Super 8 is too filled too much of Steven Spielberg. Time for him to learn how to do something less nasty.
*The author opined that Transformers 3 is a male version of Twilight. And he dislikes both.
If you are a fanatic of Transformers' action packed films, this is the one for you. All action, lousy storyline, lousy scripts and dialogues. Basically, this is about 2 rich boy directors playing with their toys, and we're all watching it dumbfounded.
In layman's term, it's akin to having penetration-only sex for 2 and a half hours. No flirting, no foreplay, no nice dinner, no moans or groans. Just pure sex. That's how Transformers 3 is.
Boring.
First and foremost, this is a pure American pride brought to the silver screen. The first half an hour (or so it seems) focused on the US' pride of the conquering moon. The flashback between historic reel and realtime acting seems too overpowering, with the sole reason to imply that the US was a great nation. Now I say that's a loser for you, to relive on past history. All the melodramatic act prolonged way further than any introduction scene would have been brought.
And then you have a Victorian model for some sex appeal which wasn't really appealing. Storyline for Megan Fox? She ditched him, just like that. Shia LaBeouf's overacting killed it as he leads the cast to doom. A lot of side casts are thrown in for nothing, all because the scriptwriter can't think of anything.
All the non-stop action and nonsensical linear plot goes on with too many plotholes, as the US army brought in to save the day, as usual, only on the silver screen. But what beats the climax was, the fight of the little Decpticons and Autobots took too long and had many twist and turns in effort to prolong it to 2 and a half hours long movie.
And in the end, the ending was rather too simplistic and illogical. Megatron suddenly act out of the blue to help Optimus defeat another enemy (Sentinel Prime) from a few seconds worth of goading by the miss little Rosie. Optimus then defeat Megatron and Sentinel. All in a minute's worth of action time. wow. Disbelieving eh? Such abrupt end of all sorts.
I cant stop myself from yawning too often. Steven Spielberg's "lovely" massive destruction is too much to bear, even for me. Time for him to tune it down. Even Super 8 is too filled too much of Steven Spielberg. Time for him to learn how to do something less nasty.
*The author opined that Transformers 3 is a male version of Twilight. And he dislikes both.
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