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The first question that popped up of the mind would always bee "What? Now even bees have milk? Are they using miniscule breast milk pump to extract the milk from the queen bee? "

So I googled around and found the humor quiz:

"What bee produces milk? "

It's "Boo-bees!"


P.S: Bee's milk usually refers to royal jelly amidst the confusing coined term.

Of Pepper and Pepperoni

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Everyone makes mistakes in some part of their lives. Sometimes, we just screwed up and hoped that we would never be reminded of it again. But I guess for most people, it comes back and haunt you.


Well, this happened a few years back while I was working part-time in Pizza Hut. You see, pizzas have various toppings to choose from, so it can be rather tricky for the customers to choose. As a well-trained waiter (or so it seems), you'll have to be able to describe each pizza, from the toppings to its crust, and to dictate the taste so that the customers could taste it from your descriptions. And of course, recommendations are always welcomed despite the fancy illustrations.


As you can see, I was never a fan of Pepperoni. To be exact, back then, I hadn't know what the heck was Pepperoni. Oh well, it's just an extension of "Pepper" (capsicum) perhaps. Or some sort of cooking style for the green or red capsicum. How would I know why would people put some green or red capsicum slices on their pizza? Dang them for not calling it salami, or hot sausages whatsoever.


There were various incidences such occurences occured, but one of it was a Chinese couple ordering pizza. I was the attending waiter, and they were on a vegetarian diet which was usual for the 1st and 15th of the lunar month. Since they asked for a vege dish, I'd even recommend the pepperoni pizza! Well, the couple hadn't know, and ordered it as well. After being served the pizza, they non-chalantly ate it as well with no complaints. Heck I know what went wrong if there's any. Since it was a short 2-month stint there, I hadn't really had a chance to realize my mistake. It was months after that, when I found out that pepperoni was meat and not vege!


By then I guess it was too late. I had done a few recommendations, unforgiven in my very own sense. I had never had a taste of pepperoni pizza there, because I wouldn't bother tasting capsicum pizza (or so I thought). I guessed if I'd tasted it, I would have known what it was. I've tasted it at times, it was just that I never knew it was pepperoni.


Imagine the horror and the sin when this was found out. It's like offering beef to GuanYin believers, or pork to Muslims. I'm basically violating their beliefs despite the non-existence of mal-intention.

Whenever I happened to bumped on any "pepperoni" word on a restaurant menu, or perhaps the sight of pepperoni, I guess I will always be reminded of that one (or a few) very grave mistake I had made. There's nothing that can be done now, but the memories will always be haunting me. *Sigh*



One Malaysia Paranoia

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It's been a really long time since I've made fun of politics, but the recent (or rather not recent) comparison of 1Malaysia and One Israel got me laughing at the idiocy of the people against 1Malaysia.


Oh well, just like some paranoid opposition leader who had no credentials left to criticize, there he goes like a barking dog. But what amuses me is that even professionals (and also my fellow coursemates) who would shut off their mind because of the so-called 1Malaysia paranoia. Or does anyone have a brain to think rationally to begin with?


I'm not asking anyone to go all out to support 1Malaysia. Blind loyalty is not my faith and religion either. I mean, give it a chance if it's good, and reject it if what has been implemented is poorly done. And not just because it sounds like "One Israel" or sort of.


The recent Apco is another hoo-haas by idiots of sentimental creatures. Even a slight association with the Jews must deem for a boycott. The evergrowing paranoia and psychosis has been accepted as a norm, because the majority forms the norm. Remember the stupid boycott propaganda against McDonalds because it's a US company and it was claimed that McD funded the war against Middle East? Or the Tesco brand because it was claimed that Tesco funded Israel? Funny how evolution has split humans into 2 species altogether, the ones with functional brains and another one with the primitive ones?


  • "The One Israel concept slogan is People First, while 1Malaysia is People First, Performance Now." Someone insignificant claimed.
And it's a sin to use anything near there, even if the main objective was unity. We must create more racial tension, sexual tension, exam tension and whatever tension so that we do not go along the path of people first. Let our government be the one and only autocratic power.

  • “Among the One Israel initiatives was to increase medical benefits; in Malaysia, 1Malaysia clinics were formed.” He claimed again.
And so we must neglect our healthcare and medical benefits and let people to suffer because we are to go against Israel's policy. We must deny Malaysians of any medical health care benefits. Then, the opposition would give a thumbs up to the government for going against Israel.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention that the Jews eat too. So, for those against Israel, you may start fasting the whole year round and refuse to drink water or stop breathing the oxygen in the air as well. Try breathing nitrogen for a change. Now, I'll salute such patriotism. I really do. :P

Such stereotyping is common, but not justifiable. An individual remains an individual, and not to be hated collectively. Must we hate every single Jew because of their country? Must we hate all the Americans because their country's beguiled "anti-terrorism" aka bullying act? Must we hate all men for the small group of male rapists, murderers and thieves? Or do we ban all concert because we are paranoid, and claim all artists to be too sexy and underclothed (including Avril Lavigne)? Or should we just ban car usage for the number of accidents they can cause? The list can go on, but I'll let you ponder, and start putting your brains back into your skull. (Don't forget to switch it on too).

P.S: The author is trying to promote the use of brain and rationality which are severely lacking across the nation. But oh well, it may be a pro-Israel movement because the Jews use their brains too. So maybe that's why we shouldn't use ours as well.

FB Humor

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This is why FB updates can be hillarious. Or was it sheer irony? n_n"
*click to enlarge*


P.S: No offence for anyone's beliefs, it's just amusing that both updates got together . :P

1Malaysia domino effect

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Everyone's talking about 1Malaysia, whether if it's successful or not. I don't care much, because unity is not something that can be done in a short span of time. Neither can it be massively changed by the government, because it all starts from within. Look at the US. Hundreds of years of racism before it has been subdued such that they could accept a Black president. even by then, there are still traces of racism there. Look at Malaysia, a baby country in terms of Independence. We might still be young, and fortunately, we're not like in the olden US where we purportly beat the other races just because we can't see eye to eye. Oh well, that happened once many years ago, but not much of it currently.

And stop singing praises for the rubbish Singapore. Even their own nationals are complaining about foreigners. Singaporeans can't stand foreigners who outperform them in almost every aspect. Yeah, the country who accept the "best of the best" because those who had become citizens had children who can't even perform well. Hence they kept "importing" because their education system is a failure. But oh well, what can I say when Malaysia's education system is always "sub-par". And some thoughts came into my mind. Malaysia kept exporting workforce to Singapore, so does it mean our education system is better? Haha, I know it may not be true, but slowly ponder over it before chanting the "Singapore is always better" just because you can't do well in Malaysia. Everything has its pros and cons, hence everyone has their own preference, and because you had a certain preference doesn't mean you had to impose it on others.

The problem is, racism is not something to hide about. Unity can only happen when there is acceptance. We must accept that we are different. To accept and understand our differences, so that we could tolerate each other. That's because racism does not stem from skin color alone. We can have the same skin color, but the language we speak, the culture we practice are still entirely different at times. There's no point saying that we are color-blind or poking our eyes so that we are ridiculously blind and loving each other. If looked from different perspective, our children are not color-blind, it's because they are going through the same growing process and have the same "culture". As they grow older, they live through different culture and they grew out of the unity they had during childhood. What we do not know, we had always fear. I remember the times when different friends have different views of other religions, learnt from their parents, that Muslims pray to the walls, the Christians pray to a tormenting tool and consume symbolism of blood and flesh, and the Buddhists or Taoists pray to spirits living in a statue. You see how ridiculous and scary this can sometimes get when you don't understand each other's faith and culture?

And I liked the quote from my friend, not sure if it was his inspiration or quote from somewhere, but it goes like this:
 'Have you ever wondered why a nun can be covered from head to toe and she’s respected for devoting herself to God, but when a Muslim woman covers,she’s viewed as “oppressed” ? Or why a Jew can grow a beard and he’sjust practising his faith, and when a Muslim does that, he’s an "extremist"?

It's all in the state of mind. I'm not advocating for the practice of a single culture. That would cause lots of bloodshed at least, in the short run. And we might even end up like the Indonesians, looking so modern and united, but irrational in thoughts at some time. Protesting is not the way out if you had no other solutions apart from "Kill" or "Step down". Just like how the Indonesians perceive our country as unstable and undemocratic, with puny students refusing to voice out opinions, we perceive them as hooligans and a violent country, with some series of misfortune of natural disaster. Yeah, no thanks to the mass media. For me, I'm being fair and just. Foreigners, including Indonesians, are a risk of source of Tuberculosis. TB cases was almost nil with our medical system until the need for foreign workers brings in the need for foreign TB. And also the syndicated foreign beggars especially from China, but that will be another post by itself. But I'm not saying it's all the foreigner's fault, or everyone of them brings the disease, it's the system's fault for failure to screen for TB properly.

That being said, 1Malaysia spirit can only be achieved when there is a single common goal. It had been that way for as long as history had foretold. Countless nations had risen from it, and so did Malaysia. For Malaysia, it was the Independence back then, but now that it's long over, perhaps we'll need a new common goal, be it economical or political. At least, that is what I see in Singapore. They are united more by an economical objective as you see them chasing each other's tail in the rat race. I once disliked our PM when he introduced the National Service when it all seem like a money-making opportunity (plus the space-tourism gimmick, and frequent purchase of 2nd hand military equipment at exorbitant prices), but since becoming our PM, he seem to have a better vision of where Malaysia should head to. Whether it succeed or fail, only time will tell. And so does the 1Malaysia plan. At least it wasn't a religious front with intensive bribery behind closed doors, being 2 contrasting views.


And I'd rather hope that 1Malasyia plan succeed than fail. :)










When Sorry is Always The Best Thing to Do

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"I'm sorry."

That were the only words I could utter.


I cheated on her far too many times, hitting on her friends, I left her, I scolded my dear. And every time, she was mad at me.


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All I did was to embrace her, give her a peck on the forehead, and apologize.And all is forgiven.


"What??!!! That's all, you jerk?" I guess that's what you'll say.

But the problem is, I have to apologize for something I did not do. It all happened in her dreams/ nightmare. You see, some emotions continued from dreams into reality. And you wouldn't want it to linger around for a long time. So, an apology is sufficient.


I'm sorry. Sorry for being such a jerk in your dream. I can't help it, but I apologize for all my mistakes. *Sigh*


Wish the 'me' in her dreams would start behaving nicely.
Or I'll need to talk to that 'me'.


But for now, I guess sorry is always the best cure. :P